Yo mama don't wear no socks
Yo mama don't wear no socks A ding dong I saw when she took them off. A ding dong She threw them in the air, A ding dong Superman lost his hair. Chorus A ding dong, dong, dong, dong A ding dong, dong, dong, dong A ding dong Other verses She threw them in the store, all the shoppers hit the floor She threw them in the lake, it killed all the snakes She threw them on the floor, the cockroaches moved next door She threw them in my boat, then my boat refused to float She threw them on my bed, now my Teddy's lyin' dead She threw them at the wall, Spider-Man refused to crawl She threw them in her bed - now dad sleeps in the shed She served them up for lunch - but no one wanted much She put them in the fridge - now we all live under a bridge She threw them in the sky - now Supergirl refuses to fly She threw them in the air - now Superman's on medicare She threw them over the fence - haven't seen the neighbor since She threw them on the ceiling - now the paint's all peeling She threw them at the cat - now the cat's a welcome mat She threw them on the clock - now the clock don't tick or tock She threw them up towards heaven - brought down a 7-4-7 She threw them in the garbage can - killed 3 rats and the garbage man She threw them in the washing machine - now all the clothes are green She threw them at a squirrel - made that poor squirrel hurl She threw them at a rock - that rock got up and walked She threw them at a bus - you should have heard it cuss She threw them at a flower - now it's praying for an April shower She threw them in the fire - that made the fire expire She threw them in my Coke – I took a sip and nearly croaked. She threw them at the sun – Made the sun dial 911 She threw them on a telephone wire - Started the Chicago fire She threw them in a hole - Wouldn't touch 'em with a 10 foot pole She thew them in outer space - That's the end of the human race She threw them at King Kong - That's the end of this silly song You can also substitute 'yo mama' with a persons name.
The Unknown Scout
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