7-UP

 

7-UP

Equipment

Five scouts.

Preparation

Practice. Practice. Practice.

Action

7-Up Camp Skit Description Four guys are sitting in a hospital waiting room. A nurse enters. "Hello Mr. Morissey (or whatever name you want), I have great news! Your wife just gave birth to twins!" Mr. Morissey jumps up and exclaims: "Wow, this is really funny, because I work as a talent agent for the Minnesota Twins!" and he exits. Time passes, and the nurse enters again. "Hello Mr. Jenkins! I have wonderful news! Your wife just gave birth to triplets!" Mr. Jenkins jumps up and says: "Wow, that's really funny, because I make tape at 3M!" and he exits. Time passes, and the nurse enters again. "Hello Mr. Chester! I have exciting news! Your wife just gave birth to quadruplets!" Mr. Chester jumps up and says: "Wow, that's really funny, because I draw The Fantastic Four." before he exits, the last man gets up. Last man: "That's it, I'm outta here." Nurse: "Why is that?" Last man: "I work at 7-up!"

Contributor

peter harris

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