The Ugly Halloween Pumpkin
Pumpkin Patch Sign
THE UGLY PUMPKIN SKIT All the boys are sitting around with their arms wrapped around their knees (acting like a PUMPKIN) In front of a sign that says "PUMPKIN PATCH" Pumpkin 1: Man I HATE Halloween! Pumpkin 2: Ya, me too. Pumpkin 3: Why - what's the matter with halloween? Pumpkin 4: You guys break the news to the new guy.... Pumpkin 5: First, they cut off your vine! (PUMPKIN 2 looks worried) Pumpkin 6: ya, then they cut your head open! (PUMPKIN 2 GRABS HIS HEAD) Pumpkin 7: and pull out your guts! (PUMPKIN 2 GRABS HIS TUMMY) Pumpkin 8: then they cut you up with a saw! Pumpkin 9: or a knife! Pumpkin 10: or a drill! Pumpkin 11: THEN they put a candle in you to light you up! Pumpkin 12: and leave you on the porch to rot for months!! Pumpkin 3 (looking scared to death): NO WAY! How do we get out of it? Pumpkin 4: QUIET EVERYONE - I know a way - just be as UGLY as possible, then they won't pick you! ALL Pumpkins: OK - ya, let's do that! (Two people enter the stage) The pumpkins all say :shhhhh - here come some people everyone - BE UGLY! (The two people walk around the pumpkin patch shopping for a pumpkin) Shopper 1: man, all of these pumpkins are TOO ugly for halloween! Shopper 2: Ya, These pumpkins are REALLY ugly! Shopper 1: Even too ugly for a jack-o-lantern! Shopper 2: Ya, let's go look somewhere else! (all the pumpkins are giving each other the thumbs up and a WHEW!) Then Shopper 1 turns around and says: WAIT! They will be perfect for PUMPKIN PIE! All the pumpkins scream in pain! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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