the cat came back

 

the cat came back

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Old man Johnson had troubles of his own. Had a little cat that wouldn't leave him alone. He tried and tried to give him away, He gave him to a man going far, far away. CHORUS: But the cat came back, the very next day. they thought he was a goner, but he just couldn't stay away, away, away, away, hey, hey ,hey He gave it to a man going up in a ballon Told him to give it to the man in the moon The ballon came down about 20 miles away And where that man is we just can't say. CHORUS: But the cat came back, the very next day. they thought he was a goner, but he just couldn't stay away, away, away, away, hey, hey ,hey He gave him to a boy with a dollar note, Told him to take up the river in a boat, Tied a rock round its neck must have weighed a hundred pounds, And now they're dredging the river for the little boy who drowned. CHORUS: But the cat came back, the very next day. they thought he was a goner, but he just couldn't stay away, away, away, away, hey, hey ,hey He gave hime to a man going way, way out west, Told him to give it to the one he favored best, First the train jumped track, then it hit the rail, And no one is alive today to tell the gruesome tale. CHORUS: But the cat came back, the very next day. they thought he was a goner, but he just couldn't stay away, away, away, away, hey, hey ,hey Old man Johnson said he'd shoot that cat on sight, So he loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite. He waited and waited for that cat to come around, But ninety seven pieces of the man were all they ever found CHORUS: But the cat came back, the very next day. they thought he was a goner, but he just couldn't stay away, away, away, away, hey, hey ,hey The H-bomb fell just the other day, The A-bomb fell in the very same way, Russia went, China went, and the USA The human race was destroyed without a chance to pray CHORUS: But the cat came back, the very next day. they thought he was a goner, but he just couldn't stay away, away, away, away, hey, hey ,hey

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its a funny song

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