fake car, fake walkie talkie, two cards, one represents the licence and the other represents the vehicle registration.
The woman is driving in the car. The policemen are in a hiding spot and the one with the walkie talkie comes and pulls the woman over.
POLICEMAN 1: Young lady, you were speeding. I need your driver's licence. WOMAN: What licence? POLICEMAN 1: OK... What about your vehicle registration? WOMAN: Oh, this isn't my car. I killed the owner, chopped him up and stored the pieces in little bags in the boot. (Policeman 1 backs away and calls up the second policeman. Policeman 2 confronts the woman.) POLICEMAN 2: May I see your licence and vehicle registration? WOMAN: Sure. (woman hands over the two cards) POLICEMAN 2: Right... Well, my colleague says you killed a man, chopped him up and stored the pieces in little bags in the boot of the car. WOMAN: Balderdash. Check it for yourself. (Policeman 1 opens the boot of the car and closes it again after a second.) POLICEMAN 1: It's empty. WOMAN (to policeman 2): I bet that liar told you I was speeding too!!
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