Jonny Verbeck Song

 

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(Chorus)
Oh Mr. Jonny Verbeck,
How could you be so mean?
We told you you'd be sorry
For inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbors cats and dogs
Will never more be seen!
They've all be ground into sausages
In Jonny Verbeck's machine!

There was a little Deutch man,
Who's name was Jonny Verbeck.
He was the greatest dealer
In sausage, sower crout and spec.
He made the finest sausage,
That ever you did see!
And one day he invented,
The sausage making machine!

(Chorus)

One day a little fat boy
Came walking in the store
He baught a pound of sausages
And piled them on the floor.
The boy began to whistle,
And whistled up a toon
And all the little sausages
Went dancing around the room!

(Chorus)

One day the thing got busted,
The darn thing wouldn't go.
So, Jonny Verbeck, he climbed inside
To see what made it so.
His wife she had a neightmare,
Went walking in her sleep... (Short dramatic pause)
She gave the crank, an aweful yank!
And Jonny Verbeck was meat!

(Chorus)

CommentThis soung should be best sung as loud as you can, and durring breakfast. Also, while singing the chorus, you should hold up a piece of sausage on your fork high above your head.

CategoryOther Songs

Song ContributorSean Tipper

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Date Entered25-Dec-2006

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