Gee Mom, I Want To Go Home Song

 

Lyrics

Now the bug juice that they give you they say are mighty fine.
It’s good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine.

Oh I don’t want no more of (Name of camp) life.
Gee Mom, I want to go. But they won’t let me go. (CHORUS)
Gee Mom, I want to go home.

Now the biscuits that they give you they say are mighty fine.
One rolled off the table and hurt a friend of mine.

Now the clothes that they give you they say are mighty fine.
But me and my buddy can both fit into mine.

Now the details that they give you they say are mighty fine.
The garbage that we pick up, they feed us all the time.

Now the spaghetti that they give you they say is mighty fine.
They rinse it in the toilet and drain it on the line.

Now they treat us all like monkeys and make us stand in line.
They give us fifty dollars and take back forty-nine.

Now the first aid that they give you they say is mighty fine.
For if you cut your finger, you’re only left with nine.

Now the girls here at (Name of camp) they say are mighty fine.
Some are over eighty, the rest are under nine.

Now the staff here at (Name of camp) they say are mighty fine.
They rule like Adolf Hitler and look like Frankenstein.

Now the cabins here at (Name of camp) they say are mighty fine.
But whoever said that has never slept in mine.

Now the rifle range here at (Name of camp) they say they like a lot.
But if you are not careful, you know you could be shot.

Now the lake here at (Name of camp) they say is the best around.
But if you are not careful, you know you’re sure to drown.

Now the bathrooms here at (Name of camp) are the best that they can get.
Last night my tent mate had to go. They haven’t found him yet.



CategoryOther Songs

Song ContributorDavid Turner

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Date Entered08-Mar-2005

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