Quartermaster’s Store Song

 

Lyrics

There are mice, mice, mice running through the rice
At the store. (2X)
There are mice, mice, mice running through the rice
At the Quartermaster’s Store.

Mine eyes are dim, I cannot see.
I have not brought my specks with me. (2X) (CHORUS)

There are rats, rats, rats as big as alley cats
At the store. (2X)
There are rats, rats, rats as big as alley cats
At the Quartermster’s Store.

Snakes...as long as garden rakes Goats….eating all the oats
Beans…as big as submarines Owls…. Shredding paper towels
Gravy…enough to float the navy Apes…..eating all the grapes
Cakes…that give us stomach aches Roaches..sleeping in the coaches
Eggs….with scaly chicken legs Flies…...swarming ‘round the pies
Butter...running in the gutter Fishes….washing all the dishes
Lard….they sell it by the yard
Moths… eating through the cloths
Bread...with great big lumps like lead
Foxes….stuffed in little boxes Cheese.that makes you want to sneeze Scouts…eating brussel sprouts
Soot….they grow it by the foot Leaders..slapping at the skeeters

There’s no more, more, more We’re closing up the store.
Up the store. (2X)
There’s no more, more, more We’re closing up the store
Up the Quartermaster’s Store.

CategoryOther Songs

Song ContributorDavid Turner

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Date Entered04-Mar-2005

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