Oh Tom the Toad Song

 

Lyrics

Chorous:
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh tom the Toad,
Why are you lying(or, why did you jump
in the road.(into the road)

(Chorous again)

You were so big, and green and fat.
But now you're small, and red and flat.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.

You didn't see the pickup truck,
and now you are a hockey puck.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.

You used to eat a fly or two,
but now the flies are eating you.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.

You were my friend, but now you're dead,
You bear the mark of tire tread.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.

You jumped onto the yellow line,
and now you are a glob of slime.
Oh Tom the Toad,
Oh Tom the Toad,
Why are you lying
In the road.

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There are many other verses besides these, but I decided not to add all of them. I just chose the ones I enjoyed most.
My friend and I made up the pickup truck one, as well as the verse about the flies. I havent seen those verses anywhere else, so I decided to add them here.

Commentthis song is best sung with the uptmost seriousness, to invoke the best case of sarcasm. I loed this song when i was a little kid..which wasnt too long ago.

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Song ContributorFerdinand Tretter

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Date Entered30-Nov-2004

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