Lyrics
The other day
I met a bear
Up in the woods
Away up there.
He stared at me
I stared at him.
He sized up me
I sized up him.
He said to me
"Why don't you run?
I see you ain't
Got any gun."
And so I ran
Away from there
But right behind
Me was that bear.
Now in the woods
There was this tree
The biggest tree
Oh Lordy Me.
The nearest branch
Was 10 feet up.
I had to jump
And press my luck.
And so I jumped
Into the air
But missed that branch
By a little hair.
Now don't you fret.
Now don't you frown.
Cause I caught that branch
On the way back down.
The moral of
This story is
Don't run from bears
In tennis shoes.
That's all there is
There ain't no more
Unless I meet
That bear once more.
CommentLeader says a line and then the audience repeats it. After 4lines are sung, Everyone sings the 4 lines together.
CategoryOther Songs
Song ContributorDavid Turner
Score
Date Entered29-Jul-2004
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