Bug Juice

Lyrics

At camp with the boy scouts
they gave us a drink
we thought it was kool-aid
because it was pink

but the thing that they gave us
would grosse out a moose
for that great tasting pink drink
was really bug juice.

it looked fresh and fruity
like great tasting kool-aid
but the bugs that were in it
were murdered with raid.

we drank it by gallons
we drank it by tons
and then the next morning
we all had the runs,

so next time you drink bug juice
and a fly drives you mad
he's just getting even
because you swallowed his dad.