Yo mama don't wear no socks Song

 

Lyrics

Yo mama don't wear no socks
A ding dong
I saw when she took them off.
A ding dong
She threw them in the air,
A ding dong
Superman lost his hair.
Chorus
A ding dong, dong, dong, dong
A ding dong, dong, dong, dong
A ding dong
Other verses
She threw them in the store, all the shoppers hit the floor
She threw them in the lake, it killed all the snakes
She threw them on the floor, the cockroaches moved next door
She threw them in my boat, then my boat refused to float
She threw them on my bed, now my Teddy's lyin' dead
She threw them at the wall, Spider-Man refused to crawl
She threw them in her bed - now dad sleeps in the shed
She served them up for lunch - but no one wanted much
She put them in the fridge - now we all live under a bridge
She threw them in the sky - now Supergirl refuses to fly
She threw them in the air - now Superman's on medicare
She threw them over the fence - haven't seen the neighbor since
She threw them on the ceiling - now the paint's all peeling
She threw them at the cat - now the cat's a welcome mat
She threw them on the clock - now the clock don't tick or tock
She threw them up towards heaven - brought down a 7-4-7
She threw them in the garbage can - killed 3 rats and the garbage man
She threw them in the washing machine - now all the clothes are green
She threw them at a squirrel - made that poor squirrel hurl
She threw them at a rock - that rock got up and walked
She threw them at a bus - you should have heard it cuss
She threw them at a flower - now it's praying for an April shower
She threw them in the fire - that made the fire expire
She threw them in my Coke – I took a sip and nearly croaked.
She threw them at the sun – Made the sun dial 911
She threw them on a telephone wire - Started the Chicago fire
She threw them in a hole - Wouldn't touch 'em with a 10 foot pole
She thew them in outer space - That's the end of the human race
She threw them at King Kong - That's the end of this silly song

You can also substitute 'yo mama' with a persons name.

CategoryOther Songs

Song ContributorThe Unknown Scout

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Date Entered04-Jun-2013

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