Lyrics
Oh I was born
One night, one mourn
When the whistle went boom boom
You can buy a steak or fry a cake
When the mudpies are in bloom
Does six and six make nine?
Does ice grow on a vine?
Is old Joe an eskimo
In the good old summertime?
You can loopty loop
Through your noodle soup
Just to give your socks a shine
I'm guilty judge
I stole the fudge
Three cheers for auld Lang syne
I cannot tell a lie
I hocked an apple pie
It's in a tree
Beneath the sea
Above the clear blue sky
They call me king Napoleon
But I'm not him at all
I come from south Dakota
Way down by old saint paul
I'll sue 'em all for slander
I'll make 'em all repent
For how can I be Bonaparte
When I'm the president?
If Easter eggs don't shave their legs
Their children will have ducks
I'd rather buy a lemon pie
For forty seven bucks!
Way down in barcelonia
I fell into the foamia
And this is all baloney-a
Paderewski blow your horn
Toot toot!
CommentThis song is one of my favorites- though all the ones from my camp- camp cleawox in Oregon are pretty darn good- although I won't even bring up the moose song. EVER.
CategoryOther Songs
Song ContributorThe Unknown Scout
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Date Entered08-Apr-2012
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