Well, I walked around the corner and I walked around the block, and I walked right into a donut shop. And I picked up a donut and I wiped off the grease and I handed the lady a five cent piece. Well, she looked at the nickel and she looked at me and she said, "Kind Sir, you can plainly see. There's a hole in the nickel and it goes right through" I said, "Ay! There's a hole in the donut too. Shave and a haircut, shampoo. Hit by an Auto, Belle view. When did it happen, last night. How are you feeling, alright. Clothes on a wash line, dried out. You said a mouthful, SHUT UP!!!
CommentIt's fun camp song with a twist at the end
Song ContributorThe Unknown Scout
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