Ain't Gonna Rain No More Song

 

Lyrics

(Refrain - sing at beginning and after every verse)
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more no more
Ain't gonna rain no more
How the heck can I wash my neck if it ain't gonna rain no more?

(Verses - can be sung in any order, sing until you get tired of the song, some not younger-scout appropriate)

Peanut sitting on the railroad track
Its heart was all a-flutter
Around the bend came Number four
Toot! Toot! Peanut butter

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
If he held a saw in his little paw
A ton of wood he could

Mary had a little lamb
She fed it Castor Oil
And everywhere that Mary went
It fertilized the soil

Rich girl drives a Cadillac
Poor girl drives a Ford
My girl drives a buckin’ mule
And beats it with a board

Chicken sitting on the railroad track
His heart was all a-pallid
Around the bend came the Number ten
Toot! Toot! Chicken salad

Oh for a home where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play.
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
For what can an antelope say?

Oh, it isn't going to rain anymore, anymore
It isn't going to rain anymore
The grammar's good, but what a bore
So we'll sing it like before

Man lived by the sewer
And by the sewer he died
They couldn’t call it murder
So they called it sewercide

Peter was a rabbit
A rabbit he is no more
For what he thought was a rabbit hole
Was a hole in the outhouse floor

The chamber maid came to my bed
“Get up you lazy sinner!
We need the sheets for table cloths
And it's almost time for dinner”

Mary had a little lamb
She fed it very well
One day she fed it dynamite
And blue it all to WOAH!

A cow walked on the railroad track
The train was coming fast.
The train got off the railroad track
To let the cow go past.

Mary had a little lamb
So goes the tale of yore.
She loved that little lamb so very much
She passed the plate for more.

Oh, of all the fishes in the sea,
My favorite is the bass,
He climbs up in the seaweed trees,
And slides down on his hands and knees.

Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised
But when Old McDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes

Oh! Mosquito he fly high,
Mosquito he fly low,
If old man 'Skeeta light on me,
He ain't gonna fly no more.

A pig and a hen went for a walk
Just to stretch their legs,
A motorcar came round the bend,
Toot! Toot! Ham and eggs.

Rich girl uses make-up
Poor girl uses lard
My girl uses axle grease
And rubs it twice as hard

CommentThis isn't even close to all of them, just the most common ones, you can probably find more somewhere. Very popular at Camp Raven Knob in NC

CategoryOther Songs

Song ContributorDavid Sabbagh

Score

Date Entered28-Jul-2011

How would you rate this item?

Click here to report possible copyright violations.

Find Songs

Contain the word

Category

Were entered

Editor's Picks only