Girl Scout Camp Song

 

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Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The cookies that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The water that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But when you go to drink it it tastes like turpentine (iodine) Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The boys that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But they're either under seven or over ninety-nine Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The nurses that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But when you lose a finger they chop off the other nine Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The counselors that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But when they take off their makeup they look like Frankenstein Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

Girl Scout Camp
Girl Scout Camp
The lifeguards that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But / when someone’s drowning they say it’s PARTY TIME!! Oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

CategoryOther Songs

Song ContributorThe Unknown Scout

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Date Entered06-Nov-2007

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