The Happy Gorger Song

 

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I love to go a-gorging,  amid great gobs of food.  And as I do, my abdoman,  Continues to protrude.    CHORUS: Calorie, calorah!  Calorieeee, calorahahahaha, calorie,  Calorah! My body is obese!    Italian food, with all its cheese,  and thick tomatoe paste.  Always seems to go right through  to hang around my waist!    French cuisine inspires me  To even greater heights.  A seven-course meal, is quickly gone  In just a single bite!    At hot dog stands and burger joints  I make my power play!  They bring it in a wheelbarrow  Instead of on a tray!    A German meal always seems  To make my day complete.  I cannot keep track of all  The strudel that I eat!  

CommentTo the tune of The Happy Wanderer. The song leader sings each verse and the audience joins in for the chorus

CategoryOther Songs

Song ContributorThe Unknown Scout

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Date Entered05-Mar-2001

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