Scout 1: “I can’t believe the cub master has us camping during the super bowl!”
Scout 2: “Yeah, I think he is trying to earn the coveted cub scout knot with a “half twist” or something.”
Scout 3: “ I have never missed a super bowl, ever!”
Scout 4: “You can watch it in my tent. My Daddy has satellite.”
Scout 5: “Maybe they will call it off and send us home.”
Scout 6: No way! Remember the October campout. Ten inches of rain. The cub master added an additional day because of the rain.
Scout 7: Yeah, he said it would make a man out of us and grow hair on our chest.
Scout 1 again: Who do think will win?
Scout 2: New England. They always win.
Scout 3: Brady is my favorite quarterback.
Scout 4: My favorite is Favre. The “Iron Man”. How about you?
Scout 5: I like Brian Urlacher.
Scout 6: He’s a linebacker, you don’t know anything about football. How about you?
Scout 7: I hate football. But my Daddy likes Eli Manning of the Colts.
Denmaster: “Peyton Manning, Peyton Manning! You know, the 6’5’ 230 lb quarterback, laser, Rocket Arm. 2 Time MVP and Super bowl MVP a year ago!”
All Scouts: (Wave at me in disgust) “Ah, never heard of him.”
Scout 2: Lets go watch it on satellite.” (Scouts walk away from the fire).
7 Football jerseys (for the kids), two for the adults, 7 Sticks with marshmallows to pretend cook them over a campfire (pretend campfire), face paint to put black lines under their eyes and a fake mustache for myself, wig for me.
Football shirts, face paint under the scouts eyes. Pretend campfire. Prepare to pretend cooking marshmellows over a campfire.
Skit ContributorMike Lofton
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