Owner: (looking down at the bench) I'm almost out of chocolate ice cream.
Customer 1: Hi, how are you?
Owner: Fine, thanks. Would you like an ice cream cone?
Customer 1: Oh sure! Can I have chocolate?
Owner: Wow, you're lucky. I only have enough for one more cone! (he pretends to make the ice cream and gives the cone to him when finished) Two dollars, please.
Customer 1: (gives two pieces of paper to the owner) Thank you! (leaves)
Owner: Come again!
Customer 2: (walks in about ten seconds later) Ooh! Ice cream!
Owner: Welcome, would you like an ice cream cone?
Customer 2: Boy, would I!
Owner: What flavor?
Customer 2: Chocolate!
Owner: I'm sorry, we're all out.
Customer 2: Really?
Owner: Yes, I'm sorry. You'll have to pick something else.
Customer 2: Oh...uh...in that case, chocolate!
Owner: (a little annoyed) I told you already! We're all out!
Customer 2: I'm sorry.
Owner: Pick another flavor.
Customer 2: Chocolate, please!
Owner: (sighs) Okay, here's what I want you to do. Repeat after me.
Customer 2: Okay.
Owner: Van as in Vanilla.
Customer 2: Van as in Vanilla.
Owner: Straw as in Strawberry.
Customer: 2: Straw as in Strawberry.
Owner: Rain as in Rainbow.
Customer 2: Rain as in Rainbow.
Owner: Stink as in chocolate.
Customer 2: (pauses) Wait a minute...There ain't no Stink in Chocolate!
Owner: That's what I've been trying to tell you!
(If you don't have the following props, you may improvise)
Ice Cream Cone
Two Pieces of Paper
Scout 1 is the owner of an ice cream shop. Scouts 2 and 3 are the customers. The bench should be placed in the middle of the stage. The first customer is holding the pieces of paper (symbolizing money) to begin.
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