Cheeseburger, Fries and a Coke



Scout #1 is a librarian, seated at a table, and busily going through a pile of books, stamping them vigorously.
Scout #2: walks up to the librarian and says in a loud voice “Hi, I’d like a cheeseburger, fries and a coke!”
Scout #1: Looks up, puzzled and replies sternly, “Sir, this is a library.”
Scout #2: Looks around, nods and whispers “Sorry. I’d like a cheeseburger, fries and a coke.”


table and chair
several books
a large ink stamp
2 scouts


One scout is seated at the table with the books and stamp

Skit ContributorJill Chapin


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