World's Greatest Pickpocket
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Action

The actors start on opposite sides of the stage, and come on.

Person 1: Hey man, I haven't seen you since high school!

Person 2: Aw yeah, it's been a while!

They hug, then back away.

Person 1: So what have you been doing?

Person 2: You know, just trying to get by. I have my own house, car... so what have you been doing with yourself?

Person 1: Well, I've become the world's greatest pickpocket.

Person 2: No way.....prove it!

Person 1: I already have!

He pulls out the objects one by one, showing them off. You can get pretty creative with this (ex: pull out a business card, then yell out "CURVES?!?")

Person 1: So yeah, I'm the world's greatest pickpocket!

Person 2: (pulls out boxers) Yeah, well I got your underwear!

Person 1 chases Person 2 off the stage.

Equipment

Random things that might be in someone's pocket (wallet, sunglasses, pocket knife, keys, etc), as well as a pair of boxers.

Preparation

Have everything but the boxers put into one of the actor's pockets, and have the boxers put into the other actor's pocket.

Skit ContributorThe Unknown Scout

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