Pass The Pepper
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Action

Scout 1: (the king.. slaps hands together) Bring me my dinner!

Scout 2: (the head servant… enters room slaps hands together) Fetch the king’s dinner
at once!

Scout 3: (Scout with basket…sends a plate down the line of boys) The king’s dinner!

ALL Scouts: (each in turn down the line repeats as they pass the plate) The king’s
dinner!

Scout 4: (last in line before the king…hands plate to scout 2 the head servant)

Scout 2: (presents the king with his dinner as he bows) Your dinner your hiness.

Scout 1: (tastes dinner and shouts) PEPPER ! GIVE ME MY ROYAL PEPPER!

Scout 2: (slaps hands) Fetch the royal pepper!

Scout 3: (searches in basket and pulls out a pepper shaker, and passes it down the line)
The royal pepper!

All Scouts: (pass shaker down the line and say in turn) The royal pepper!

Scout 2: (Takes the pepper and hands it to the king while bowing) The royal pepper my
leash.

Scout 1: (scout 1 looks over the pepper shaker then throws it over his shoulder) Wrong
pepper! This is not the royal pepper! Bring me my royal pepper!

Scout 2: (bows) Forgive me your royal hiness. (once again slaps hands) The king
commands. Fetch the royal pepper at once!

All Scouts : (Pass word back to scout 3 one in turn down the line) Fetch the royal
pepper.

Scout 3: (searches in basket and pulls out a green pepper, and passes it down the line)
The royal pepper!

All Scouts: (pass green pepper down the line and say in turn) The royal pepper!

Scout 2: (Takes the pepper and hands it to the king while bowing) The royal pepper oh
great master.

Scout 1: (scout 1 looks over the green pepper then throws it over his shoulder) Wrong
pepper! Bring me the royal pepper!

Scout 2: (bows) Forgive me your royal hiness. I will get your royal pepper at
once.(once again slaps hands) Wrong pepper! Fetch the royal pepper
immediately!

All Scouts: (Pass word back to scout 3 one in turn down the line) Wrong pepper.
Fetch the royal pepper.

Scout 3: (searches in basket and pulls out a banana, and passes it down the line)
The royal pepper!

All Scouts: (pass banana pepper down the line and say in turn) The royal pepper!

Scout 2: (Takes the pepper and hands it to the king while bowing) The royal pepper my
patient king.

Scout 1: (scout 1 looks over the banana pepper then throws it over his shoulder. Shakes
his head in disgust) Wrong pepper! Bring me the royal pepper or I will
throw you to the lions!

Scout 2: (bows) Forgive me my king. Forgive me. I am not worthy to eat the dirt from
your toes. I will get your royal pepper without fail. (once again slaps hands)
Wrong pepper! Fetch the royal pepper and be quick about it!

All Scouts: (Pass word back to scout 3 one in turn down the line) Wrong pepper.
Get the pepper!

Scout 3: (searches in basket and pulls out a roll of toilet paper and passes it down the
line) The royal pepper!

All Scouts: (pass the toilet paper down the line and say in turn) The royal pepper!

Scout 2: (Takes the pepper and hands it to the king scared to death and muttering) I’m dead. I know I’m dead. Why didn’t I just go to college like my parents told me. (bows and hands the toilet paper to the king) The royal pepper my good, kind, wonderfully patient king.

Scout 1: (scout 1 looks over the toilet paper smells it and says) Shew! Now that’s the pepper I’m talking about! (gets up and runs off stage as if needing to go badly to the bath room)

THE END

Equipment

Toilet paper roll
Banana
Green pepper
Peppershaker/Tabasco pepper bottle
Large Basket
Kings crown

Preparation

(There are 3 or more Scouts sitting on the floor in a row facing audience. On one end a boy is dressed as a king/Ruler. At the other, a servant with a basket containing props listed. One scout is standing just off stage as the head servant.)

Skit ContributorJim Schubauer

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