Cubstruction
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A leader approaches the project manager at the construction site.
FOREMAN: Woah. (Sir/Ma’am) This is a construction zone is a hard hat area. Read the sign (pointing to the sign).
(#1: Cub Scout Day Camp.)
We don’t want any accidents or casualties, so I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
LEADER: I just wanted to know what they were building in there.
FOREMAN: It’s top secret.
(#2: Shhh!)
(#3: Rrr, Rrr, Rrr!)
They both hear a noise.
LEADER: What was that?
FOREMAN: Oh, that’s just the LANDSCAPERS.
They both hear another noise.
(#4: Zip, Zip, Zup!)
LEADER: What was that?
FOREMAN: That’s must the CONTRACTORS.
They continue to hear noises. The leader wonders what it is and the Foreman responds…
(#5: Bam, bam bam!) “CARPENTERS”
(#6: Swish, swish, swash!) “PAINTERS.”
(#7: Honk, beep, beep!) “ROAD CREW.”
(#8: Click, click, click!) “ENGINEERS.”
(#9: Hmmm!) “DESIGNERS.”
(#10: Tink, tink, tink!) “IRON WORKERS.”
(#11: Scribble, scribble, scribble!) “SURVEYORS.”
(#12: Shlip, shlap, shlop!) “STONE MASONS.”
(#13: Bzz, bzz, bzz!) “ELECTRICIANS.”
(#14: Crinkle, crinkle, crinkle!) “ARCHITECTS.”
(#15: Whew!) “WALKING LEADERS.”
(#16: Hooray!) “DAY CAMP LEADERS.”
(#17: Flush, flush, flush!) “RESTROOMS.”
(#18: DING!)
FOREMAN: That’s my lunch break!
LEADER: You still can’t tell me what they’re building in there?
FOREMAN: Well, since we’re just about done, I’ll tell you….
(#19: Rumble with feet or hands on lap)
Just then, they hear a rumbling noise getting louder.
FOREMAN: LOOK OUT! WE’RE BUILDING CUB SCOUTS!!!
The boys run and chase the leaders off the stage.

Equipment

Signs #1-19 (see skit or adapt according to your group) This skit is good for a medium to large group. Crews were chosen according to groups at day camp.

Preparation

Prepare the signs and number/label it in a corner or on the back. Select or ask for volunteers for the roles. You'll need at least 1 Leader & 1 Foreman (but you can have a couple more and these can be boy or adults). The group will line up and invite audience participation at the appropriate time. Make sure they're holding it right-side-up!

Skit ContributorLisa Wintrode

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