Two people walk onto the stage. A Soldier and a General. The General says to the soldier, "Well soldier, you need to help fight in this war. But we have a problem. We are out of ammo." The soldier panics. The general then says, "But I have a solution. Pick up a stick (the general then picks up a stick) look at the enemy straight in the eye. And go STABITY STAB STAB! (doing a stabbing motion with the stick) And they will all fall down dead! Good luck soldier!". The general then walks off and a bunch of people run on stage attacking the soldier. The soldier quickly picks up a stick and yells, "STABITY STAB STAB! STABITY STAB STAB! (using the stick as a knife until all the bad guys are dead). Then the general comes back and says, "Well soldier, it looks like you did well" The Soldier then says," Yeah, but they got REALLY close!" The general then says,"Then I have an even better idea. Pick up another stick (picks up another stick) and go BANGITY BANG BANG! (acting like he is using the stick as a gun) And they will all fall down dead. Good luck again soldier!" The general walks off then another group of bad guys run onto stage attacking the soldier. The soldier then picks up another stick and goes BANGITY BANG BANG! BANGITY! BANG! (using the sick as a gun until all the soldiers die). The general walks back onto stage. He says, "Well, it looks like you did it again soldier!" The soldier then says, "YEAH! But there were ALOT of them!" The general then says,"Then I have a REALLY good solution. Pick up a rock (he picks up a rock). Look at all the enemys straight in the eye! Throw the rock (he throws the rock) and go BOOMITY-BOOM-BOOM! And they will all die at once. Go for it again soldier!" Then general walks off then a bunch more people come on attacking the soldier. The soldier picks up a rock throws it and yells BOOMITY-BOOM-BOOM! And all the bad guys die. Then someone fairy large starts walking toward him. The soldier panics and picks up another rock and throws it and yells BOOMITY-BOOM-BOOM! nothing happens the large person keeps on walking toward the soldier. THe soldier then quickly picks up a stick and goes BANGITY-BANG-BANG! nothing still happens. The large person gets really close to the soldier. The soldier then goes STABITY-STAB-STAB! Then suddenly the large person just pushes the soldier on the ground and yells TANKITY-TANK-TANK!
rocks and sticks around to pick up off the ground. As many people as you can get with one. And as an option, get someone fairly large.
Make sure people know when they need to come out.
Skit ContributorJoshua Bennett
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