Titanic
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Action

Characters: Director, First Mate, Captain, Camera Man, and Narrator.


Narrator: We are filming the last scene of our motion picture, "Titanic". (Introduce Characters) Lets watch and see what happens.



Scene One


(Scene starts with Director explaining the scene to the First Mate.)


Director: I want you to rush in and say, "Captain, three times."

First Mate: Okay

Director: Action.

First Mate: (While rushing in.) Captain, three times.

Director: Cut. Cut. No, no. Say, "Captain, captain, captain." Not, "Captain three times." When the captain answers, you will say, "We're sinking."

First Mate: Okay, got it.

Director: Action.

First Mate: (While rushing in.) Captain, captain, captain.

Captain: Yes.

First Mate: We're stinking!

Director: Cut, no, no. Not "we're stinking" it's "we're sinking!" Then the captain will ask you how fast we're going and you will answer, "Twenty nautical miles."
First Mate: Oh, Okay, I understand.

Director: Action!

First Mate: (While rushing in.) Captain, captain, captain.

Captain: Yes.

First Mate: We're sinking!

Captain: How fast were we going?

First Mate: Twenty naughty flies!

Director: Cut, Cut. It's "Twenty nautical miles." Got it? After that he will ask you what we hit and you will say, "An Iceberg."

First Mate: Oh, yeah. Okay.

Director: Action.

First Mate: (While rushing in.) Captain, captain, captain.

Captain: Yes.

First Mate: We're sinking!

Captain: How fast were we going?

First Mate: Twenty nautical miles.

Captain: What did we hit?

First Mate: An ice cube!

Director: Cut, cut. You're supposed to say, "an iceberg." And then he will ask you what direction we're going, and you're going to say, "North by Northeast."

First Mate: Okay, got it.

Director: Action!

First Mate: (While rushing in) Captain, captain, captain.

Captain: Yes.

First Mate: We're sinking!

Captain: How fast were we going?

First Mate: Twenty nautical miles.

Captain: What did we hit?

First Mate: An iceberg!

Captain: What direction are we going?

First Mate: Down!

Director: Cut, cut. You're supposed to say, "North by Northeast." Then he will say How long do we have, then you say 1 hour.

First mate: OK, got it.

Captain: Yes.

First Mate: We're sinking!

Captain: How fast were we going?

First Mate: Twenty nautical miles.

Captain: What did we hit?

First Mate: An iceberg!

Captain: What direction are we going?

First Mate: North by Northeast!

Captain: How long do we have?

First mate: 1 hour

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