Scout 1: So, how was your visit to the eye doctor?
Scout 2: Not good.
Scout 1: Why, did the doctor tell you that you need glasses?
Scout 2: No.
Scout 1: Are you near sighted or far sighted?
Scout 2: Neither, the doctor said I'm cross eyed.
Scout 1: What does cross eyed mean?
Scout 2: I have no idea...(after saying this, the cross eyed scout looks up in the air and points in the opposite direction that he is looking and says "look at the plane"!)
Scout 1: (looks at the audience and says) "Now I know what cross eyed means."
Just a little practice required.
Skit ContributorErnie Domingue
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