Orange Head
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*The scene starts with a scout with the bucket over his head sitting at a bar alone. The bartender is talking to another scout.*

Scout: Can I get a double root beer?
Bartender: Coming right up.
Scout: *looking around* Say, who's that guy with an orange for a head?
Bartender: You know, I'm not sure. He comes here everyday and always gets the same drink. Why don't you go talk to him?
Scout: Alright. *walks over* Say, I couldn't help noticing you have an orange for a head. Can you tell me why?
Orange Head: It's a long story, you got time?
Scout: *looks at his watch* Yeah, go ahead.
Orange Head: Well, it all started a few years ago.....
*This goes into a flash black type sequence with the Orange Head guy narrating and another scout acting it out.*
Orange Head: One day I was going through my attic, it was always a mess. I happened to find this old dusty lamp. I busted out sneezing and started to dust it off when a Genie appeared.
Genie: I am the Great Genie. You have three wishes. But beware, if you wish for the wrong thing you will have a terrible curse.
Orange Head: My first wish was obvious.
Flashback Orange Head: I want all the money in the world.
Genie: So let it be done. *snaps and vanishes*
Orange Head: Suddenly money came out of nowhere. In my pockets, in my attic, all over the place..... Well this lasted for a while until I started to get bored. I decided on a second wish and went back to the lamp. *flashback orange head gives the lamp a rub and the genie appears*
Genie: I am the Great Genie. You have two more wishes. But beware! If you wish for the wrong thing, you will have a terrible curse.
Flashback Orange Head: I want to fly.
Genie: So let it be done. *snaps and vanishes*
Orange Head: Now I was living the high life. I could fly anywhere, or drive any one of my 30 sports cars...... But pretty soon it lost it's sense of adventure. I decided to make my last wish. *flashback orange head rubs lamp and genie appears*
Genie: I am the Great Genie. This is your last wish. But beware, if you wish for the wrong thing, you will have a terrible curse.
Orange Head: Now this is when I made the stupidest mistake of my life.
Flashback Orange Head: I wish..... I had an orange for a head.
Genie: So let it be done. *snaps and everyone leaves*

(The more you drag it out, the funnier it is, for you anyway.)

Equipment

Orange Bucket, 5 scouts, everything else can be imaginary.

Preparation

Learn lines (don't have to be perfect).

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