<Scout 1 hiding, Scout 2 walks in.>
<Scout 1 jumps out wearing some form of spiny headgear or spiked hair (optional cape):>
Scout 1: Ta Ta Ta Da!
Scout 2: Who are you!?
Scout 1: Never fear! I'm ANEMONE MAN!
Scout 2: So.... you're a bad guy?
Scout 1: No, I'm ANEMONE MAN!
Scout 2: So, you're an enemy to who?
Scout 1: I'm not an enemy to anyone. You know AN-EM-O-NE... haven't you seen “Finding Nemo?”
Scout 2: Ahhhh! You're an underwater bad guy.
Scout 1: No No No! I'm a hero! I'm Anemone man!
Scout 2: An enemy hero? So you're an oxymoron?
Scout 1: What did you just call me!?
Scout 2: An oxymoron, you know, like 'wireless cable' or 'pretty ugly'.
Scout 1: Good grief!
Scout 2: Exactly! Like 'good grief'!
Scout 1: I knew I should have called myself 'Sea Urchin Man'...
<Scout 1 walks away shaking his head>
2 scouts, spiked hair or spiked wig, optional cape
Anemone man - An Enemy Man
Skit ContributorJoseph & Benji Weaver
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