Two men walk on stage.
1st: Hey, do you think that old rabbit over there is dead?
2nd: Yep, I'm pretty sure he is.
1: Now how can you be so sure?
2: I pissed in his ear and he didn't...
1: You What?!
2: I pissed in his ear and he didn't move
1: What on Earth do you mean, you pissed in his ear?
2: Well, I got down real close to him and went like this (leans down and says Pssst! loudly)
Both run off
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