General Custer and aide discussing how poorly the battle is progressing are interrupted in succession by three messengers. 1st on the right, then the left reporting, "General, we've been beaten in on the east flank." 2nd by the messenger on the left. "General, we've been overrun on the west flank." Finally by the scout wrapped in tissue comes staggering on stage, "General, we've been wiped out in the rear!"
Roll of Toilet tissue
1 scout wrapped in tissue positioned out of sight at back of "stage".
1 scout positioned out of sight on either side of "stage".
Skit ContributorSteve Bennett
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