Action
Scout 1: Action!
Scout 2: Captain three times fast. (Not captain, captain, captain.)
Scout 1: No, it is captain, captain, captain.
Scout 2: Oh.
Scout 1: Go back, we will try it again. Action!
Scout 2: Captain, captain, captain!
Scout 1: What’s wrong?
Scout 2: The ship! It’s stinking!
Scout 1: NO! The ship is sinking! Go back, we will try it again. Action!
Scout 2: Captain, captain, captain!
Scout 1: What’s wrong?
Scout 2: The ship! It’s sinking!
Scout 1: What did we hit?
Scout 2: An ice cube!
Scout 1: NO! It's iceberg! Go back, we will try it again. Action!
Scout 2: Captain, captain, captain!
Scout 1: What’s wrong?
Scout 2: The ship! It’s sinking!
Scout 1: What did we hit?
Scout 2: An Iceberg!
Scout 1: How fast were we going?
Scout 2: 50 miles per hour!
Scout 1: NO! Its nautical miles. Go back, we will try it again. Action!
Scout 2: Captain, captain, captain!
Scout 1: What’s wrong?
Scout 2: The ship! It’s sinking!
Scout 1: What did we hit?
Scout 2: An Iceberg!
Scout 1: How fast were we going?
Scout 2: 50 nautical miles!
Scout 1: What direction were we going?
Scout 2: Pick a direction!
Scout 1: NO! Its North, East, South or West! Go back, we will try it again. Action!
Scout 2: Captain, captain, captain!
Scout 1: What’s wrong?
Scout 2: The ship! It’s sinking!
Scout 1: What did we hit?
Scout 2: An Iceberg!
Scout 1: How fast were we going?
Scout 2: 50 nautical miles!
Scout 1: What direction were we going?
Scout 2: Straight down!
(Scout 1 runs and Scout 2 chase after him)
Equipment
2 scouts
Preparation
Try it once
Scout 2 hides be hind a tree. At action he runs up to Scout 1.
Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter
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