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Narrator: ONE DAY, THREE CHINESE MEN CAME TO AMERICA. THEY DIDN'T KNOW ENGLISH, SO THEY DECIDED TO LEARN WHAT THEY COULD. THE FIRST CHINESE MAN WENT TO AN OPRAH HOUSE.
Scout 1:ME-ME-ME-MEEEEE!
Chinese Man 1:HM.
Narrator: THE SECOND CHINESE MAN WENT TO A TV STORE WHERE HE SAW A COMMERCIAL FOR ELECTRONIC FRESHENERS.
Scout 2:PLUG IT IN, PLUG IT IN!
Chinese man 2:HM.
Narrator:THE THIRD CHINESE MAN WENT TO A RESTAURANT.
Scout 3:FORKS AND KNIVES! FORKS AND KNIVES!
Chinese man 3:HM.
Narrator:THE THREE CHINESE MEN MET ONE DAY NEXT TO WHERE SOMEONE HAD BEEN KILLED. A POLICEMAN DROVE UP.
Scout 4:WHO KILLED THIS MAN?
Chinese man 1:ME-ME-MEEEEE!
Scout 4:WELL, WHAT DID YOU KILL HIM WITH?
Chinese man 3:FORKS AND KNIVES! FORKS AND KNIVES!
Scout 4:WELL, I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO PUT YOU IN THE ELECTRICAL CHAIR!
Chinese man 2:PLUG IT IN, PLUG IT IN!
Equipment
Eight scouts.
Preparation
Lots of Practice.
Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter
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