Have a scout (Igor) stand in front of the audience and the other three stand aside.
The 1st scout walks up to Igor and Igor asks if he wants to buy brains. He asks for some candy and he yells "GO AWAY!"
The 2nd scout walksup to Igor and Igor asks if he wants brains. He asks for soda (any brand) and Igor yells at him again.
The 3rd scout walks up and Igor asks if he wants brains. He agrees.
Igor shows him a Scout's brain (imaginary) and says, "Scout brain, 1 dolla', Assistant patrol leader, 5 dolla'" He continues up and keeps raising the price all the way to Scoutmaster's brain for $1,000,000.
The 3rd scout asks, "Why are the prices so high??"
Igor says, "'Cause it's never been used!!"
Skit ContributorRyan Schaller
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