Action
Knight: I’ve come to marry the princess.
Gatekeeper: Hold on, I’ll have to ask the king.
(to king): There is a man without, my lord.
King: Without what?
Gatekeeper: Without the gate.
King: Well, give it to him.
Gatekeeper: (Hands knight the gate) Here you go.
Knight: What’s this! Die. (stabs the gate keeper.)
(to king): I’ve come to marry the princess.
King: I’ll have to ask the queen.
(to queen) A man wants to marry our daughter.
Queen: Well, I’ll have to ask her.
(to princess) A man has come to marry you.
Princess: Do you like my ring?
Queen: No.
Princess: Then no.
Queen: (To king) She says no.
King (To knight) She says no.
Knight: What? Die! (Stabs the king)
Knight: (To queen) I’ve come to marry the princess.
Queen: I’ll have to ask her.
(To princess) A man has come to marry you.
Princess: Do you like my ring?
Queen: No.
Princess: Then no.
Queen: (to knight) She says no.
Knight: What? Die! (Stabs queen)
Knight: (to princess) I’ve come to marry…you.
Princess: Do you like my ring?
Knight: No.
Princess: Then no.
Knight: What! Die!
(Kills princess)
Ah! What have I done? (kills himself)
Next time through, faster, but knight plays gatekeeper and himself.
Third time: Faster, but knight plays king gatekeeper and himself.
Keep going until knight plays all characters including the princess.
Equipment
5 scouts, maybe a fake sword, and a ring.
Preparation
Need 5 scouts to play characters.
Know lines well so it is fast and funny.
Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter
Score
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