The King, the Rng, and the Gate
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Action

Knight: I’ve come to marry the princess.

Gatekeeper: Hold on, I’ll have to ask the king.
(to king): There is a man without, my lord.

King: Without what?

Gatekeeper: Without the gate.

King: Well, give it to him.

Gatekeeper: (Hands knight the gate) Here you go.

Knight: What’s this! Die. (stabs the gate keeper.)
(to king): I’ve come to marry the princess.

King: I’ll have to ask the queen.
(to queen) A man wants to marry our daughter.

Queen: Well, I’ll have to ask her.
(to princess) A man has come to marry you.

Princess: Do you like my ring?

Queen: No.

Princess: Then no.

Queen: (To king) She says no.

King (To knight) She says no.

Knight: What? Die! (Stabs the king)

Knight: (To queen) I’ve come to marry the princess.

Queen: I’ll have to ask her.
(To princess) A man has come to marry you.

Princess: Do you like my ring?

Queen: No.

Princess: Then no.

Queen: (to knight) She says no.

Knight: What? Die! (Stabs queen)

Knight: (to princess) I’ve come to marry…you.

Princess: Do you like my ring?

Knight: No.

Princess: Then no.

Knight: What! Die!
(Kills princess)
Ah! What have I done? (kills himself)


Next time through, faster, but knight plays gatekeeper and himself.

Third time: Faster, but knight plays king gatekeeper and himself.

Keep going until knight plays all characters including the princess.

Equipment

5 scouts, maybe a fake sword, and a ring.

Preparation

Need 5 scouts to play characters.
Know lines well so it is fast and funny.

Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter

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