Director- O.k, people, Johnny got hit by a bus take 1*!
Johnny's friend- Go for a pass!
(Johnny catches the ball)
Johnny- Got it!
Johnny's friend- Watch out!
(Bus runs over Johnny)
Friend rushes over and starts to cry.
(Doctor runs over)
Johnny's friend- Are you a doctor?
Doctor- No, but I play one on TV. I will preform CPR. CLEAR!!!(Doctor goes zzzt while pressing on Johnny's chest)
Johnny- I am alive.
Director- Cut! That was horrible. Do it again. Action!
(Repeat the scene over 3 times)
Director- Cut! That was horrible. Do it under water.
(After doctor says clear and shocks him every one in the scene dies)
Director- Cut and print. That was great!
An object to throw to one another (a football for the best).
You need 1 person to be Johnny.
Someone to be Johnny's friend
Someone to be a doctor.
Someone to be the bus driver and a coupple of riders.
Someone to be a director
Bus stands at stage right and Johnny and his friend stand in the middle and doctor on stage left.
Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter
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