Scoutmaster Soldier
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Scene opens on Commander and Soldier.

Commander: Today we shall attack the enemy
Soldier: With what, sir?
Commander: Take this knife. Go up to some one and say, "Stab stab."
Soldier: YES SIR!
Soldier walks up to enemy soldier and says, "Stab stab." Enemy falls dead. Another enemy walks up and soldier tries to go "stab stab" but it doesn't work, he runs up to the commander.
Soldier: Sir, I tried to stab someone but it didn't work.
Commander: Take this gun. Walk up to someone and say, "Bang bang."
Soldier: YES SIR!
Soldier walks up to enemy soldier and says, "Bang bang." Enemy falls dead. Another enemy walks out and soldier tries to kill with "bang bang," but doesn't work. Soldier runs back to commander
Soldier: Sir! I tried to kill someone with the gun, but it didn't work.
Commander: Take this bazooka and say, "Boom boom."
Soldier: YES SIR!
Soldier walks up to enemy soldier and says, "Boom boom." Enemy falls dead. Scoutmaster then walks out, soldier tries "boom boom" but doesn't work, he then tries "bang bang" and "stab stab," but none work. He runs up to commander
Soldier: Sir! I tried to kill this guy and wouldn't die at all!!
Commander: Who was it?
Soldier:(input scoutmasters name)
Commander: Run Away!!!!!
Commander and soldier run off screaming.

Equipment

5 Scouts + Scoutmaster.

Preparation

Practice.

Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter

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