Russian Submarine
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Scout 1 "Sir I have spotted an enemy Submarine"
Scout 2 "How many torpedoes do they have"
Scout 1 "ten"
Scout 2 "How many torpedoes do we have"
Scout 1 "ten also"
Scout 2 "Bring me my red coat"
Scout 3 carries the red coat up to the Captain (Scout 2) and Scout 2 puts on the red coat.
Scout 2 "Fire 5 torpedoes"
Scout 1 "Direct hit, Sir. We have one the battle"
Scout 2 takes off the red coat and hands it to Scout 3.
Scout 1 "Sir, I have spotted another enemy submarine"
Scout 2 "How many torpedoes do they have"
Scout 1 "ten"
Scout 2 "How many torpedoes do we have"
Scout 1 "five"
Scout 2 "Bring me my red coat"
Scout 3 carries the red coat up to the Captain (Scout 2) and Scout 2 puts on the red coat.
Scout 2 "Fire 4 torpedoes"
Scout 1 "Direct hit, Sir. We have one the battle"
Scout 2 takes off the red coat and hands it to Scout 3.
Scout 3 "Sir, why do you always ask for your red coat before we go into battle?"
Scout 2 "I will not let my crew mates see me bleeding in battle"
Scout 1 "Sir, I have spotted another enemy submarine"
Scout 2 "How many torpedoes do they have"
Scout 1 "twenty"
Scout 2 "How many torpedoes do we have"
Scout 1 "one"
Scout 2 "Bring me my brown pants!"



Equipment

Red coat

Preparation

Scout 1 (peering through an imaginary periscope)
Scout 2 (standing by like a captain)
Scout 3 (pretend sweeping)
Optional Scouts can be standing off to the side pretending to operate a control board.

Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter

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