One scout walks up to his friend and says=
Scout 1: Hey man, check this out, I've been working on it for a long time. I call it the 'supersonic spit'.
Scout 2: Okay.
--Scout 1 pretends to spit at scout 2, and scout 2 pretends to catch it instantly, while at the same time, making the plink sound.
Repeat with the Slow spit, the sidewinder, etc; Whatever.
Scout 1: Okay, this one i've been working on all my life; I call it the Ultra Super Mega-High spit.... (Make up stuff)
(He pretends to spit upwards, and they stand there for a minute looking for it.)
Scout 2: I don't see it.
Scout 1: Is that it?
scout 2: No, that's a bird.
Scout 1: There it is!
Scout 2: No, that's a horsefly.
Scout 1: Where is it?
Scout 2: Oh well.......
(They walk off)
Later, near the end of the campfire, they run up, and Scout 2 pretends to catch the spit falling from the sky.
Two Scouts, a mug or cup, and something to make a 'plink' sound with. (knife, etc.)
Know what to do. Hide the 'plinker' in one scout's hand, and have him hold the mug.
Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter
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