Royal Fruit
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Must have at least 3 fruit bearers, one of which carrying "raisins." Plus a king and a guard.

King: Bring me my royal fruit!

Fruit Bearer 1: here are your royal apples, your majesty.

King: Bleeach! these are awful! Guard, take him to th dungeon. (Guard drags fruit bearer 1 to the imaginary dungeon)

this process is repeated 2-4 times using different fruits until there is only 1 fruit bearer remaining.

King: Bring me my royal fruit!

fruitbearer 2: here are your royal raisins, your majesty.

King: these raisins are delicious, bring me more tomorrow.

(the next day)

fruit bearer 2 enters crying hysterically.

King: why are you crying, and why don't you have my raisins?

Fruit bearer 2: My rabit died!

King: OK, but why don't you have my raisins?

fruit bearer 2: I just told you, my rabbit died!

(king Acts as though he might vomit)

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Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter

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