Action
Must have at least 3 fruit bearers, one of which carrying "raisins." Plus a king and a guard.
King: Bring me my royal fruit!
Fruit Bearer 1: here are your royal apples, your majesty.
King: Bleeach! these are awful! Guard, take him to th dungeon. (Guard drags fruit bearer 1 to the imaginary dungeon)
this process is repeated 2-4 times using different fruits until there is only 1 fruit bearer remaining.
King: Bring me my royal fruit!
fruitbearer 2: here are your royal raisins, your majesty.
King: these raisins are delicious, bring me more tomorrow.
(the next day)
fruit bearer 2 enters crying hysterically.
King: why are you crying, and why don't you have my raisins?
Fruit bearer 2: My rabit died!
King: OK, but why don't you have my raisins?
fruit bearer 2: I just told you, my rabbit died!
(king Acts as though he might vomit)
Equipment
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Preparation
Practice
Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter
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