only "Captain" and "First Mate" speak:
FM holdsout arm as telescope and says "Captain,I see a ship off the port side!
C "How many men and how many guns?"
FM "20 men and 20 guns!"
C "Very good! Bring me my red jacket so the men won't see me bleed!"
Battle sounds from scouts;cannons roar,shots fired, men groaning,ect.
FM " Captain, a ship off the starboard"! C "How many men and how many guns"?
FM "50 men and 50 guns"!
C "Here we go again! Bring me my red jacket so the men won't see me bleed"!
Batte sounds longer,more grusome, let scouts have FUN
FM "Captain, a ship right behind us"!! C "Calm down! How many men and how many guns"?
FM "100 Men and 100 guns"!!
C "Hmmm, bring me my yellow pants.".
as many Boy Scouts as you can get, a red wool jacket
make like a pirate ship:some boys down on knees,arms for cannons;some croutching behind them;all swaying in time to the waves
Skit ContributorKatherine Hower
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