Duck Food Shopping
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Action

Scout 1: (stands behind box)
Scout 2: (walks in stands in front of box) Got any duck food?
Scout 1: No this is a hardware store. We don't sell duck food.
Scout 2: (Leaves and re-enters *this is now day two* Walks up to counter) Got any duck food?
Scout 1: No, this is a hhhhhhaaaaarrrrrrrddddddwwwwwaaaaarrrrreeee store. We... dont...sell...duck...food.
Scout 2: (Leaves and re-enters *this is third day* Walks to counter) Got any duck food?
Scout 1: No! And if you ask again I'm going to staple your feet to the floor.
Scout 2:(Leaves and re-enters. *this is fourth day* Walks to counter) Got any staples?
Scout 1: No.
Scout 2: Good. Got any duck food?

Equipment

A box or set of chairs (just something to make a sales counter)

Preparation

practice

Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter

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