A scout sits "reading" the newspaper while someone offstage makes a buzzing sound, like a fly. The scout with the paper swats around for a while, and then, abruptly, the buzzing stops.
SCOUT WITH PAPER: Got that fly! (Pretends to pick up imaginary fly) I think I'll pull his wings off. (Pretends to do that, then exits; another scout enters)
SCOUT 2: A dead fly! (Picks it up) Oh darn, someone already pulled the wings off. But it's fun to pull the legs off (does it) and the head (does it). (Exits; a third scout enters)
SCOUT 3: Ohh, I'm hungry. (Sees fly) Oh look, a raisin! (Picks it up and "eats" it.)
Skit ContributorElsa Budzowski
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