a scout tells the audience that they are at ww2, somewhere in the french treches, and the americans arwe in a firefight with the germans.
there are three scouts on eachside, three being american and three being german.
american 1: men, we have to find out how to get the germans into the open.
american 2: how about we call out german names until one of them stands up?
american 3: sounds good.
american 1: hey bill! bill! darn, i dont think that one worked.
american 2: how about pieere?
american 1: pierre! pierre! that one didnt work either.
american 3: i know! hans!
american 1: hans! hey hans!
german 1 stands up, waving, gets mowed down immediatly.
narrorrator tells audience that hans has somehow survived.
american 1: hey, lets try the name thing again. hans! hans!
hans again stands up, only to get mowed down once again.
narrarator tels crowd that hans has once again survived.
german 1: we need to get the americans back for this. well use there tactics against them.
german 2: hey udo! udo! thats not very american i dont think.
german 1: how about john? JOHN! JOHN!
american one calls back, "hey hans, is that you?"
hans stands up, waving and yelling, only to get blown away again.
Skit ContributorAlex Wastian
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