Chicken Farmer
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The skit starts out, with 3 (or 4) scouts in a line and the last scout (hatchery owner) over on the other side of the stage.
The first scout in the line pretends to start a truck, and the whole group "drives" over to the Hatchery owner.
When they get there, the first scout (Farmer) gets out of the truck, and walks over to the owner while the other scouts (crew) stay in the truck. The farmer and owner greet, and the farmer annouces that he would like to by 4 dozen chickens, the owner says alright, and they agree upon a price. Upon agreeing on the price, the two spit in their hands an shake.
Then the farmer turns to his truck, and shouts, "Hey you guys, get on outta that truck an' looaad up these here chickens!" (note: for a good laugh, the farmer can slur all of the words together, so almost nobody can understand him.)
The Crew gets out, and they load up the chickens. While the chickens are being loaded, the farmer and owner can chat about the weather.
Once all of the chickens ar loaded, the farmer gets back in his truck, and he and the crew all drive back to the Farm.
One scout announces: one week later, and the whole process is repeated.
Another scout says: another week later and the farmer and crew drive to the hatchery. As before, the farmer and owner greet, and the farmer announces that he would lik to buy 5 dozen chickens. The owner whistles, and says, "man, you must have a pretty good sized farm going on now." The farmer then replies, "Well, I really can't tell yet, but I think I'm either planting them too deep, or too far apart."

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4 to 5 scouts

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Skit ContributorCook Matthew

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