Setting: On a train.
(3)passengers are on the train when the Conductor comes up.
Conductor: (holding a gun at the passengers) I'm a
poor conductor, give me all your money.
Conductor: (Still holding gun) I said, I'm a poor conductor
give me all your money.
Passengers: ( run over and "PRETEND" to beat up conductor)
the passengers then take the conductor in front of a judge.
Judge: ( Banging Gavel) What's this man doing here?
Passengers: He tried to kill us and take our money.
Judge: (to Conductor) Why did you try to rob these people?
Conductor: I'm a poor conductor. I needed the money.
Cunductor: I'm a poor conductor. I needed the money.
Judge: (banging gavel) I sentence you to the electric chair.
Executioner, take the prisonner to the electric chair.
Executioner takes Conductor to a chair and straps him in and throws the switch.
Conductor: (bounces around in the chair acting as though he is being shocked.)
Executioner: Hummm? ( he checks the conections and straps and turns up the power and throws the switch again.)
Conductor: ( bounces around in seat again.)
Executioner: (checks one last time) I'll turn it all the way. (then turns power to full and throws the switch)
Conductor: (bounces around furriously making lots of noise.)
Executioner: ( turns switch off, runs over to the conductor and ask.) That was enough electricity to kill an elephant. Why are you still alive?
Conductor: I told you I was a POOR CONDUCTOR.
six scouts, two chairs, table, plastic gun or scouts fingers, hammer.
Skit ContributorRobert Vaughan
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