Four Scouts stand in a row, shoulder to shoulder.
In strides a Scout, acting like a Drill Sergent.
DS: Patrol ATTENTION!!
(The Partol then snaps to attention)
DS: I'm gonna make this Patrol the best in Scouting, and to do that we need to have the best nutrition possible.
Therefore we will eat penguin soup everyday for it's nutritional value.
(DS Walks up to Scout 1)
DS: Scout!? What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
S1: (SHOUTS) Penguin Soup Sir!!
DS: That's Right!! Penguin Soup will make us the best Partol in Scouting!! Penguin soup for Breakfast is a great way to start the day!!!
(Goes to Scout 2)
DS: Scout!? What did you eat for Lunch this afternoon?
S2: (Shouts) Penguin Soup Sir!!
DS: Good for you!! Penguin soup will keep you going when we hike, when we study merit badges and when we do our good turns daily. (Goes to Scout 3)
DS: Scout!? What did you eat for a snack today?
S3: (Shouts) Penguin Soup Sir!
DS: What a great snack!! Nothing is more nutritious than penguin soup. It will keep us going when we pitch our tents, when we do our activities and prepare for Scout Skits.
(Goes to Scout 4)
DS: Scout!? What did you eat for dinner this evening?
S4: (Shouts)Penguin soup sir!!!
DS: Wonderful...Penguin soup!! It is the best thing to help young Scouts sleep through the night!!
DS: So Patrol, What to we eat for Breakfast?
ALL: (Shouting) Penguin Soup Sir!!
DS: For Lunch?
ALL: PENGUIN SOUP SIR!!!
DS: For a Snack?
All: PENGUIN SOUP SIR!!!
DS: And for Dinner?
All: PENGUIN SOUP SIR!!
DS: Wonderful!!! Patrol Right face!! (Patrol turns right into single file line) Forward march!!
The patrol then waddles off like PENGUINS!!!
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