mr beetroot walkes on stage to find his good mate, mr potato head, sittin down thinking.
Mr Beetroot: Hello Mr Potato Head, what are you doing?
Mr Potato Head: Thinkin about my girlfriend, Mr Beetroot.
Mr Beetroot: I never knew you had a girlfriend Mr Potatoe Head, describe her to me.
Mr Potato Head [desribes a girl]
Mr Beetroot stands up, and yells at Mr Potato Head... Hey! that's my girlfriend!
They then get in a scuffle, Mr Potato Head gets punched and falls down......
AMBULANCE (comes on and takes mr potato head off the stage)
DOCTOR (facing the audience): There's some good news and some bad news....
The good news is Mr Potato Head will survive...
The bad news is he'll be a vegetable for the rest of his life!
Nothing really. You could use a hat or something to give mr potato haed a pompous look?
Mr Potato Head, Mr Beetroot)
Skit ContributorDamien Bailey
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