Latrine Skit



Cast:Narrator, Johnny, Scoutmaster, and Scouts 1,2,3.
Narrator: One summer Johnny's Boy Scout Troop went to a Boy Scout Camp. One morning before colors, Johnny's Scoutmaster comes to him.
Scoutmaster: Johnny this morning is your turn for Latrine clean-up.
Johnny: OK.
Narrator: So Johnny takes the bucket and sponge and heads for the Latrine.
(Johnny now pretends to clean the toliet bowl.)
Narrator: While Johnny cleans the toliet bowl, his watch slips off his wrist right down into the big septic tank below.
Johnny: Oh no my watch!
Narrator: He tries to grab it, but falls in himself.
Johnny: Ahhhhh!
Narrator: Johnny looks up at the latrine through the toliet bowl.
Johnny: Mabey if I yell for help, someone will come.
(From off stage Scout 1 comes into the Latrine. He walks over tho the toliet and is just about to sit down)
Johnny: Hey you help me, I've fallen into the septic tank.
Scout 1: Oh my Gosh! Who was that? (Runs away)
Narrator: A little while later another scout comes in.
(Scout 2 walks in and is also just about to sit down)
Johnny: Hey help me please. I have fallin into the seprtic tank.
Scout 2: Hey who was that? Ahhhhhhh! (Runs away)
Narrator: Another 10 minutes have passed when another comes in.
(Scout 3 walks in and is also just about to sit down)
Johnny: Please help me! I've fallin into the septic tank!
(Scout 3 stands up and looks down into the tank)
Scout 3: I'll go get help!
Narrator: This time the scout brings the Scoutmaster with some rope.
(The scoutmaster throughs the rope down a pulls Johnny out)
Scoutmaster: Johnny are you OK?
Johnny: Yes.
Scoutmaster: How long have you been down there?
Johhny: I don't know, but many moons have passed.


A piece of rope.
A bucket and a sponge.
A wrist watch.


You need 6 scouts to complete this skit.

Skit ContributorFerdinand Tretter


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