Master: Welcome, to the first annual Bo Stick Demonstration and Chinese Cuisine Challenge. The rules are as follows: You must face me, bow, say a chinese cuisine, I say one back, bow and do your bo stick routine. Contestant #1: You are first!
Contestant #1: (Bows to master) Chicken Fried Rice
Master: Ah! Egg Roll!
Contestant #1: (Bows and does routine very poorly, dropping the stick several times)
Master: You terrible! I give you 3 out of 10! Contestant #2 is up!
Contestant #2: (Bows to master) Wonton Soup!
Master: Very good... Pork Lo Mein!
Contestnat #2: (Bows to master, does routine a little better than contestant #1)
Master: Little better... I give you a 5. Next up, contestant #3.
Contestant #3: (Bows to master) Hot and Sour Sauce
Master: Egg Foo Young!
Contestant #3: (Bows to master, does routine fairly well)
Master: Very good... I give you an 8! Our final contestant is next.
Contestant #4: (Goes right into routine, is the best by far)
Master: Very interesting routine... I give you a.... zero!
Contestant #4: What do you mean a zero! I practiced thousands of hours... I was the best... what do you mean I got a zero!
Master: You forgot to bow and say chinese cuisine!
Contestant: (Laughing with disbelief) Oh, ok. Well here... here's my bow (Bows). And I'll take my chopstick (using large bo stick) and beat you until you bleed soy sauce!
4 ft stick
Lots of practice twirling stick
Skit ContributorAndrew Coe
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