The Time Machine
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(ARCHIE is offstage)
BOBBY:Hey Archie!

ARCHIE:What?

BOBBY:Come on, I have something to show you!

ARCHIE: Did you poop your pants?

BOBBY: NO, I invented a time machine, come in here and look!

(ARCHIE enters onstage)

ARCHIE: OK, but here's a carton of milk for you, and here's a peice of cake for me.

(Eat cake and drink milk for real)

ARCHIE: So how about that time machine? Is it done?

BOBBY: No, it needs one finishing touch
(slams foot on ground)
There, it's done.

ARCHIE: Really, cool. Let's go back to the time of George Washington.

BOBBY: (intterupting)WHOA WHOA WHOA I think that's a little extreme. Let's go back just 2 minutes in the past.

(BOBBY presses fake button. They spin and ARCHIE goes offstage. BOBBY runs out)

BOBBY:Hey Archie!

ARCHIE:What?

BOBBY:Come on, I have something to show you!

ARCHIE: Did you poop your pants?

BOBBY: NO, I invented a time machine, come in here and look!

(ARCHIE enters onstage)

ARCHIE: OK, but here's a carton of milk for you, and here's a peice of cake for me.

(Eat cake and drink milk for real)

ARCHIE: So how about that time machine? Is it done?

BOBBY: No, it needs one finishing touch
(slams foot on ground)
There, it's done.

ARCHIE: Really, cool. Let's go back to the time of George Washington.

BOBBY: (intterupting)WHOA WHOA WHOA I think that's a little extreme. Let's go back just 2 minutes in the past.

(BOBBY presses fake button. They spin and ARCHIE goes offstage. BOBBY runs out. Repeat until you run out of cake and milk. By the end, they should need to be cheered to eat more and making small jokes while eating. The last time you do this change the ending to)
ARCHIE: So how about that time machine? Is it done?

BOBBY: No, it needs one finishing touch
(slams foot on ground)
There, it's done.

ARCHIE: Really, cool. Let's go back to the time before we ate all this cake and milk.

BOBBY: That sounds like a good idea.

(BOBBY presses fake button. They spin and both go offstage.)

THE END

Equipment

About 5 Peices of cake
About 5 cartons of milk(same as peices of cake)

Preparation

Learn lines, prepare to eat and drink a lot

Skit ContributorThe Unknown Scout

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